Valletta: My Fortress of Knights

We walked off the ship straight up the monumental stairs into Upper Barrakka Gardens just in time for the noon gun salute. The view over Grand Harbour is insane.

We visited St. John's Co-Cathedral to see the Caravaggios and marble tombs where knights are literally walked on.

In the afternoon, we took a boat to Blue Lagoon and swam in water that looked Photoshopped.

We had pastizzi and Kinnie bitter orange soda on the waterfront at sunset.

The Moment That Stays With Me: Standing in St. John's while the light hit Caravaggio's Beheading — the darkest painting in the darkest church, and then stepping out into blinding Maltese sun.

Getting Around Valletta

Ship docks right at city gates — walk up monumental stairs or take lift.

Positively Worded Word of Warning

Malta is hot — bring sun protection and water, but the limestone keeps the shade surprisingly cool.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is Valletta worth it?
A: Underrated gem — history buffs paradise.

Q: Best thing?
A: St. John's Co-Cathedral for Caravaggio.

Q: Blue Lagoon worth it?
A: Yes if you want perfect swimming.

Q: Walk from port?
A: Yes — straight into Upper Barrakka Gardens.