Nassau: My Love-Hate-that-I-Secretly-Love Port
The sail-in to Nassau always gives me butterflies – our ship glides past Atlantis's pink towers like we're entering a giant playground while steel drums echo from the pier. By 8 a.m. the sun is already glittering off those ridiculous turquoise waters, and I'm on the first water taxi (surprisingly affordable all-day pass) to Paradise Island before the crowds wake up.
My perfect Nassau day: straight to Atlantis Aquaventure (I buy the day pass online the night before – totally worth it for the Leap of Faith slide that shoots you through a shark tank). After three hours of adrenaline, I sneak out the side gate to Cabbage Beach for free loungers and that powdery sand everyone dreams about. Lunch is cracked conch and a frozen Bahama Mama at The Swimming Pig in downtown Nassau (the rosemary fries are criminal). Afternoon is a quick walk to the Queen's Staircase and Fort Fincastle, then rum cake tasting at Tortuga (free samples for days). I'm back on board by 4 p.m. with sunburned shoulders and the biggest grin.
Getting Around Nassau
Prince George Wharf – literally walk off into downtown. Water taxi to Paradise Island runs every 15 minutes and is great value. Regular taxis to Cable Beach or Atlantis are reasonably priced if you don't want the water taxi.
- Atlantis Aquaventure: Water taxi + 5-min walk
- Cabbage Beach: Through Atlantis or walk from Paradise Island ferry
- Queen's Staircase: 10-min walk from pier
Positively Worded Word of Warning
The energetic local hospitality and "hair-braiding ambassadors" are Nassau's way of giving you an instant Bahamian welcome party – a cheerful "no thank you, maybe later" keeps the vibe friendly while you chase your perfect beach day!
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is Nassau safe to walk around?
A: Yes – stay in the main tourist areas (Bay Street, Paradise Island bridge) during daylight and it's totally fine.
Q: Can I do Atlantis without staying there?
A: Absolutely – buy the Aquaventure day pass online the night before to skip lines.
Q: Best conch?
A: Potter's Cay under the bridge for cracked conch and conch salad made right in front of you – surprisingly affordable and life-changing.